I came across Restoration Hardware's home accessories section and low and behold:
I have been handed down a steer's skull from my grandfather's farm. It was partly a joke because we inherited an icky Western basement when we moved into our home four years ago. (We've yet to make a change. The clock is ticking.)
Now, I'm thinking that we need to do something with ol' Bessie--that's the cow skull I'm referring to, folks.
As Tim Gunn would say "Make it work!"